I’m gonna hip you to a couple of sandwich tricks i messes with to get you up to Sammy Speed.
#1. Every sandwich can serve as a alt-vessel for food destined for the landfill. Waste not, want not. You got last nights stir-fry and a bagel? Slit the jew toast down the middle and pour the stir fry on your two open faced bagel baskets, cover in cheeses (multiple), little bit of Sri Racha sauce, and hit the pound sign on your telephone for 2 minutes. Hot as it gets and your good to go.
#2. Call up Drizzy. If he’s not at home, search the fridge for something ‘Drizzy’. I usually go with a blue cheese/pecan spread from Trader Joe’s, get some man lettuce (kale, spinach), some strong meats (Bourbon Chicken, Country Roast beef) andslap your cat for not being more helpful. From here, you pour yourself a nice tall glass of Rose, light some candles and Take Care. That sandwich is now a pussy magnet.
#3. This tip is the top tip of them all, and should be done first to avoid needing the other tips entirely. Just the tip? Yes. This comes from the bowels of the Camobear Offices, and its more of a lifestyle choice than a sandwich tip, but the advice to me was Fuck First, then have your Girl make you a sandwich. Whatever she makes is just better, because you just got laid, and your soooooo hungry. Plus she smells of flowers and woman musk and you will be doing her a favor as she loves to be productive right after a round of O’s.
Good luck on your Sandwich Times!
Ariano Releases new video “Armor”. The second single off his upcoming singer/song writer Ep “Sad Songs Make Me Happy” out this summer on Camobear Records. “Armor” is a mid tempo song with a smooth break beat & guitar chopped up written & produced by Ariano. The song showcases Ariano’s production and writing while blending his melodic singing with […]
Rice and Bread Magazine just posted this in depth interview with Canadian/USA Superstar Josh Martinez, where he discusses everything from the new album Blotto, to how he got the name “The People’s Champ” check it out at Rice and Bread here – http://www.riceandbreadmagazine.com/west-coast-hip-hops-josh-martinez-you-cant-suck/
Brand new video from Josh Martinez for the single “Lay Down My Dogs” from his newest release Blotto. The song and video were produced by Sapient. Check it out!
Following the release of his new album “Eaters Vol. 2: Light Tiger” Sapient is hitting the road through the month of July with more dates in September. He will joined on the stage by AED and will have tour support from battle-rap monster and Sandpeople cohort Illmaculate.
Check out the new mini documentary by Ariano as he discusses his new single & video “Armor” that will be out on July 15th. The 2nd single from his forthcoming EP “Sad Songs Make Me Happy” releasing this summer on Camobear Records.
Camobear is proud to announce that we will be releasing singer/songwriter EP Sad Songs Make Me Happy by Los Angeles based artist Ariano. The first single “When You Can’t Come Home” is an acoustic song written by Ariano with long time collaborator DJ Lobsta of Technicali Sound. The song showcases Ariano’s song writing and soulful singing […]
After all of the hard work, and being overlooked for some time we are really happy to announce that Camobear Records has 3 albums being nominated for this years BreakOut West Western Canadian Music Awards. Including Rap/HipHop Recordings of the year for Josh Martinez – BLOTTO and EVIL EBENEZER – HOWL we also landed a […]
